Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4thgrade
students. "Human beings are the only animals that
stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a
running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary",said the teacher.

"It sure was", said thelittle girl. "My kitty went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say
"F**k," the Rottweiler ate him!"