Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Debbie Does The ...CAH-SOL


SCENE I


Riley-O-Riley didn't believe the little snitch notes being sent to her via pm by the two she secretly called pinch faces-- Franny and Sighty-poo.She wasn't for one minute going to believe the indefatigable lover of the natural born microwaves ,MORTE', had given them the most as well as the best they had ever experienced.No sir...they lie.....they both lie just to make Her jealous.

But she also lied...to herself .She wanted it all to be a lie because she was jealous. OOOOOO what an evil snotface she could be!Finally she sent a pm calling them both BIG LIAHS!!Franny and Sighty were indignant and challenged her;"Well then you get your yer sorry azz over to Cleveland and go to Frankilin ...CAH-SOL....yerself and find out------if he will have you,that is.A-HAHAHAHAHA!!" They both said. It was odd how they both always said the same thing.

ROR had always suspected they were the same person. Just like she suspected BrownSugar and NoseDrops were the same person....and AndyPanda and Steve Bykikle were the same person.She had no doubt Thebby and Cajunatah were the same person.

She leaned back in her chair contemplating this challenge....pouty mouthed and open legged.She needed something else between those legs. The local yuk-'em-ups left her wanting....bananas were a better choice.


She decided she would do this thing.

Once and for all she would find out for herself if the joy of cooking master chef,MORTE', really delivered it as hot as they claimed.





The very thought made her throb. She stood up and clutched her breasts. Where were they? "Oh...there they are." she said to herself.

Her private play was interrupted by a knock at the door. It was KGB and DaveGrayson wondering when the ironing show would start tomorrow.




She slammed the door in their faces and began packing.




















( I'm not saying when scene 2 starts.I am a temperamental artist and enjoy spitting on my public in this fashion.)