Sent To Stud

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Seems like your shortstop tears up Dodger stadium every damn time he graces us with his royal presence. You would think Joe Torre would wise up (after damn near 70 years of living,) and start walking him. As you can see, the Dodgers were given every chance to get a late run to win that, but are crap at the plate. Anybody (except the idiot G.M. that gave Andruw a Carribean Nation) can see this. It's obvious to me that if HAN LEE RAMIREZ were a Dodger, he would hit 40 home runs a year just at Dodger Stadium. This guy tears it up in this park. What would you need to give him up? Lowe pitched damn near a no hitter the other night. We will give him to you for the rest of the season. It's his contract year. We will pay his salary "under the table" for the rest of the year. Look for him to try to get his record to 5 more victories than defeats(by year's end.) Of course, after he signs with someone else in the off-season, he will be back to his "I'M BORED... let's get loaded" ways. We will give you some of these here:Kershaw,Kuo, Billingsley, Kuroda, Kemp, ETHIER, MARTIN, LONEY, BROXTON, STULTS. Whatever you want. We know you want the young cheaper ones. We will also give you 20 million dollars. Just so we can take over his 6 year 70 million dollar contract. Thank You. We are officially Han Lee's bitch. BTW, What the fck ever happened to knocking people down when they are this comfortable at the plate? I don't understand how you get hot hitters out if they basically have their dick on the plate when you throw the pitch.