Dear Bird Passed On

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As I stood over my tee shot I had visions of a nice drive with the ball landing about 225 yards on the left side of the fairway short of the bunker. I was not aiming at you, as God as my witness. I sincerely apologize about your untimely death as I am solely responsible. Again, I was not aiming at you, you just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I do hope that you and your loved ones appreciate my decision to give you the best burial possible with the short amount of time I was working with. Bein g that you must like to live around golf courses you surely must understand the importance of keeping a good pace of play for the people you are playing with as well as the ones behind you. I decided as you know to pick you up with the rake and lay you down in the creek.

Best wishes to your friends and family.

Sincerely,

Curt