Indian Co-Worker stories

[Scav]

So today has just been wonderful, some of you know of this indian girl that works where I work, in my same division, sits right next to me. She is a jealous one. She is always trying to catch me on DT or ESPN or Bloodhorse. Anywho, today she asks me to explain football to her, conversation goes on FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES till finally I was like "Watch the game"

Meanwhile, she has been 'scarfing' her running nose for the last two weeks and chugging water like it is coming out of a trough

Sir, can you get guns at the Thistlydowns?