Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[herkhorse]

New golf terms
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> > A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
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> > A 'Saddam Hussein'- from one bunker into another.
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> > A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
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> > A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
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> > A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
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> > An 'O.J.'- got away with one.
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> > A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
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> > A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
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> > A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
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> > A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.
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> > A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
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> > A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
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> > A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
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> > A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
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> > A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
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> > A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
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> > A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
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> > A 'Hitler'- two shots in the bunker.
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> > A 'Monica Lewinsky' - all lip, no hole.
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> > A 'Sister-In-Law' - You know you're up there, but you shouldn't be.
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