For a change, let's bash something not Obama

[Riot]

Ah, what's in the news today?

Here's one: George Bush publically admits America tortures. And he's still proud of it

What else ... poor Rand Paul. What's a libertarian to do? Now the band Rush orders him to stop playing their song at rallies, as Paul refuses to pay for permission to do so (darn, that free market thing! It means that the products of a man's work are not ... free for the taking by others)

In news from the neuronally-challenged, Caribou Barbie accuses extreme environmentalists of causing the BP oil spill.

And the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman editor sorta apologizes for sorta maybe suggesting that Joe McGinnis sorta could be blown away by the Palins in the name of them protecting their property. McGinniss is tired of the death threats he's receiving now. Support the guy and go buy "The Big Horse" on Amazon.

And Louisiana Republicans Jindal and Vitter call on Obama to immediately end the moratorium on deep-water drilling off the coast of Louisiana.