Top 10 comedy things you hear at a White Sox game

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from White Sox fans

10: Lance Johnson was the best centerfielder evah
9: Hawk Harrelson can get any girl he wants
8: What inning is it? (only 1 out in the first inning)
7: I f*cked the living **** out of that dude last week (in front of a 7 year old girl)
6: I forgot my sleeves at the shelter (sleeveless is in at Comiskey)
5: Ichiro is Korean
4: Carlton Fisk was so tough he didn't wear a mask
3: Steve Stone could pitch in the MLB right now
2: I wish my boyfriend had a c*ck like this polish sausage I am eating, it is perfect
1: Hey a$$hole (female Sox fan speaking to female Sox fan)