THE ONE FRIGGIN time...

[Scav]

I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.

I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states...

"Would you be doing this if I was a boy?"

"afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response

I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me

Then she goes, "You wouldn't"

BUSTED!!!!

arggghhhhhhh