Breaking news: Thanksgiving becomes exciting holiday at long last!

[my miss storm cat]

Tired of those dull dinners with the in-laws?

Great news, kids... there's a turkey recall so it might be kinda like playing Russian roulette this year.

Is there someone you hate?

Send a turkey!

Got an ex husband or wife?

How about your boss?

Neighbors with little, yappy dogs?

Neighbors with a kid who plays with one of these?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3558/...cc2e1e4832.jpg

No prob!

Apparently Honeybaked hams are pretty lethal as well.

Happy holidays.