The Glass Half-Full Award

[Merlinsky]

A lot of us are saying things like 'well on the bright side, it's better that they withdrew him now instead of the entire country watching something bad happen on the track.' Others take the glass half-full thing to a whole new level.

I nominate @Steve_Byk for this gem:

Look at it this way: We wanted to see something that hasn't happened in 34 years; We got something that hasn't happened in 76 years instead.