The Dentist

[Calzone Lord]

This mofo doesn't play around.

I could claim a horse for what he wants to charge me. He makes it sound like a couple of my teeth (which look and feel fine if you ask me) are on the verge of impending disaster.

He even told me that my bite is so strong it's doing me damage.

It would be nice if these guys worked for charity and good will. Hate to see 4 grand cash go down the drain for what feels like cosmetic purposes.

Is there any country that does bang up dental work for cheap? Bonus points awarded if they also specialize in sex tourisim with clean hotties.

Plus I got a parking ticket ($10) while I was in there.

I should just tell my girlfriend that I'm joining an ice hockey leauge... and if my teeth start falling out I'll just tell her that I lead the leauge in penalty minutes and fighting majors.

Fucl<ing bullsh!t.