The big and spark-lee, hey-it's December, everything holiday thread

[my miss storm cat]

My brain is numb and I have this one line from the pad lock swirling around in it so in an effort to MAKE IT STOP and to try to get into the holiday mood just a little bit I thought we should have a... ta da... fun holiday thread.

A holiday thread anyway.

What is one of your holiday traditions?

Do you decorate? Do you bake? Drink? Beat up random people?

What do you celebrate?

Do you hang stockings for your pets (Geekie)?

Do you have a favorite Christmas movie? A favorite Christmas carol?

For the love of God tell me something about your holiday or I will march back to the pad lock, go into bitch mode and lecture the poor guy who posted Readers, you have read that headline correctly about how there is NO way he has kids cause if he did...

Ooops sorry!

Okay, let's be festive! (You know you wanna be ).

Who wants to go first?