The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

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A message from Clyde:

Oh what a merry group of funsters we have going on one big yuk 'em roll today.

Yes;you're all so funny with the CLYDEFORM!! carping and the improperly inflated pies and your "phooies" as well as yer what not.


Well I'll be darned....what a nice segue for a column I wrote in PHOTO SPINACH.







WHY SALICHROME WILL GO DOWN TO DEFEAT ON SATURDAY

by Clyde( creator of CLYDEFORM!!)


Primarily because his Dolphin Floggers deserve it.Yes, even CaliforniaAluminum himself is sick of the teenage blatherings spewing from the mouths of his GayBoy followers.I had an exclusive interview with CA last night.Unfortunately he did not give me permission to print in it's whole, but I can excerpt him.

When asked how he feels about fans like Insecticide(TM),SpecialMethamphetamineMan and the newest Chromester----JihadScientist,CA revealed,"They make me want to projectile vomit.Being a fan is one thing, but trying to impregnate air with a continuous sperm mist is going a little far.I am grossly embarrassed and it must stop."

I asked him how can it be stopped and he said...."I will lose Saturday."

I snarfed.

I told him I snarfed because I think his dupa is getting waxed even if he tries to win.

CA then got a little snotty,but did calm back down long enough to reinforce his statement about losing.You now see there will be no triple crown winner this year and that blame can be placed directly upon the BoysFromBrazil acting out out their night time fantasies over at NoAdvantage.

Yes,that same NoAdvantage allowing Tits to run amok with her canines at the ready and allowing the "gentlemen" there to display their disdain for the "straight life".NA:Where ThaiGuys go to flame out.


My selections for The Preakless:


best value....General A Rod
next best value....Dynamic Impact
next best value....RideOnCulin
exotics play....SocialInclusion
next best exotics play....Strong Mandate
next best exotics play....Hansen
super hi add....Kid Cruz
next best super hi add....Ring Weekend
next best super hi add....Califronia Aluminum


BOL!