Spoiler Alert! Mitt Romney Calls Trump a Phony

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Coming up in a couple hours the great Mormon (totally not a cult) will call Donald Trump a phony.

A man who believed Jesus walked America will tell fellow Americans ( a majority who don't believe that ) that Trump is not to be trusted.

The man who dismissed 47% of the voting base as impossible to reach (cause he's not a winner, he's a self-defeating destroyer of companies) will try (and fail) to get his point across.

He will look nervous and like the type of guy to let his wife take pleasure with multiple men in front of him.

Because he's Mormon. And no other Americans are as self-righteous and hypocritical as those assholes.

Keep protecting the polygamists and denying it, scum.