Celeb Matches

[Downthestretch55]

For those that missed lovely Laura, 1st lady, Bush and her call for truth and "good news" in her interview on MSNBC yesterday morning, just read it for yourself...
http://scoop.epluribusmedia.org/stor...2/15/85932/533
Now Laura, truth seeker and "good news" speaker, take a minute to quell the rumors that spread last summer regarding that wild weekend with Jerry Falwell. You remember...the "gasbag of Liberty U"? Was he as good as rumored?
And while you're explaining the "truth" Lady Laura, what's the deal with Rex, the German shepherd that hails from the DC K-9 squad that you seem to have so much affection for? Huh? Did you really rub that ample bottom you sit on with bacon grease? Was Barney in anyway jealous? Did Georgie watch or was he still trying to get through his bedtime book, "My Pet Goat"?
And also, what's with the report that you took driving lessons in your youth at the Bush School of Driving? The link is a few posts up.
Laura, all any of us want is the truth. If anyone can provide it, you certainly can!

pass the lard, hold the remote (use two hands).