4/2: Gulfstream (6th-14th); Oaklawn (5th-13th; X-C P5)

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Originally Posted by moses

Steve, if you are having open auditions to be a guest on the show, I’d like to throw my hat in the ring. I can come on and give everyone advice on winning methods and principles that simply never lose, including:

• Buying low and selling high
• Picking the fastest horse
• Betting against favorites that lose
• Maximizing winnings, minimizing losses
• Knowing when to walk away
• And much MUCH more

I assume there is an appearance fee you’re willing to pay to have me on. I’ll waive it if my wagering methods and personal picks don’t result in a cashed ticket that same day.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Me first, Steve!

I want to discuss my Dominican Trifecta. It’s an all/all/all boxed and has never lost!!

I have a lifetime of records. Will be happy to discuss endlessly and feign offense if anyone expresses doubt.