New York City Stink????

[Downthestretch55]

When it hit many people in their noses on Monday, I watched for the story.
Sure, I had my theories....like 3,000 terrorists having a breakfast of chile and refried beans at that joint in Hoboken before getting on the PATH to the island. Seemed likely they were going to take us on with a big group fart.
Many people complained. Too many 911 calls to count. Much concern all around. Could they? Did they? The minor breaking of wind near Bleeker couldn't be the cause, right? So, it must have been the bad guys, too many beans for breakfast.
Then it started coming out...the source of the stink. Since it couldn't be blamed on the Democrats, who do you think got accused for the nasal offense?
Of course...New Jersey is to blame. Yup, those nice folks right across the big river. The stink came from their side, oh my!
Well, until I hear otherwise, all of those NJ folks should lay off the beans and chile. They'll never cut you nice people a break and always suspect you for cutting a big one.
WHEW!!
New Yawkers...get over it! The wind blew it away, right?
Ya stinkers.