Do i have the only Jewish dog

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I get home from work,the dog has been in his crate so i open the back door leading to the backyard figuring he wants to run around and stretch his legs but,nooo he jumps on the sectional in the den and lays down.When he does go outside before you know it he wants back in i guess because it's too cold.He's a chocolate lab and weighs 125 pounds,he's got enough insulation.Then when we do play ball outside sometimes he can't catch the ball for anything,and then sometimes he can't seem to find it.This is the same breed that they use to locate people whov've been in earthquakes.And then he throws you for a curve.Since we've had him my wife has insisted on giving him filtered water.So what does Hershey do.He drinks the dirty water that sits on top of the pool cover.But we love him cause he's so goofy and he lets the 7 pound cat beat him up.