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Contest: World Cup Final
Hey gang ... let's have a contest ... see who can guess the final score of the final World Cup game. OK? OK !!!!
I'll go first ... let's see ... the Italians will score ... ummm ... the Italians ... ahhh ... errrr ... they'll score ... ummm ... they'll score 0 goals. And the French ... the French ... the French ... they'll score ... ummm ... they'll also score 0 goals. Then there'll be an overtime ... and the Italians will score ... ahhhhhhh ... 0 goals ... and the French ... hmmmmm ... they'll score ... oooooh ... they'll score 0 goals. Then ... they'll stop playing soccer ... because these top soccer players in the world are too delicate to keep playing until somebody wins by scoring actual goals ... and they'll then play Can-The-Goalie-Guess-Which-Way-I'll-Kick-It-From-Ten-Feet-Away. And the entire World Soccer Cup won't be decided by playing soccer ... but by playing this other game ... Can-The-Goalie-Guess-Which-Way-I'll-Kick-It-From-Ten-Feet-Away. Anyway ... that's my guess. What's yours? |