Redneck Wedding

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Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding


10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters

9. Instead Of "Friends Of The Bride Or Friends Of The Groom?" Ushers
Ask "Ford Or Chevy?"

8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Bridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

7. Phrase "I Do" Replaced By "I Heard That"

6. Tender Rendition Of "The Wedding Song" Performed By Pinkard & Bowden

5. When Minister Asks Who Giveth This Woman To Be Married...Some Guy In
The Back Stands Up And Hollers "Earnhardt!"

4. Reception Conversation Includes The Phrase "So What Have You Been
Doing Since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

3. Snack Trays At Reception: Vienna Sausages And Nacho Cheese Doritos

2. Plans For The Honeymoon Evening Include Tickets To The Monster Truck
Show

...And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...

Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!