Male Politicians: wandering wangs

So Dollar Bill Clinton has his little problem where his wang gets in his way, blocking his logic pathways. This, along with other little legal problems leads the House to try to impeach him.

So the soon to be leader of the House, Bob Livingston (replacing Gingrich) has to step aside because people find out about his own little cheating problem. So Livingston does not take the position. So in comes a guy named David Vitter to the rescue. You just know he has to be an altar boy, squeeky clean... has to be. They ask Vitter's wife if he were to do what Clinton did what would she do, react more like Hillary, or the famous Mrs. Lorena Bobbit who wacked that thang. She said Mrs. Bobbit.
So now Mr. Vitter has just been implicated in a prostitution ring while helping Rudy Guiliana's campaign... cant wait to see what instrument of removal Mrs. Vitter will use.

It is unbelievable. It does not matter what party you are from. If one is going to take the place of someone else that has been involved in sexual problems, for God's sake take some salt peter or something.

Leads me to believe males just cant keep it in the trousers. If I was told I was replacing a teacher because of the teacher's sexual improprities, I would not take the job if I had done the same thing myself. The power of hormones and bad judgement never ceases to amaze me.