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[hi_im_god]

1) "you won't believe this!"

2) "omg!"

3) anything with more than 1 exclamation point.

4) "fox news just reported...(anything)"

5) "(anyone) just died"

6) "yes!"

7) "no!"

8) there is no #8

9) "this is my last post" (exception: you never post again)

10) "what happened to #8?"

thank you for your cooperation.