To each his own...

http://www.courierpress.com/news/200...soon-at-ellis/

From the article...

Ellis Park, despite its faults and shortcomings, is one of racing's last remaining treasures. It's one of the country's most comfortable tracks. It's like walking in the neighborhood tavern where everyone knows your name. Like putting on a pair of old jeans or loafers.

Yeah...

It's like putting on a pair of old jeans that were sharted in back in 1994 after a three day binge of mushrooms, crystal meth, PBR and brick weed.

What a hilarious piece of fiction, Mr. Guilliams. Bravo.