Finally, a place where DT'ers can find a woman

[ALostTexan]

Morty and many others will be happy now that there is a site to help them hook up with a nice girl. Marryourdaughter.com will give them a chance to purchase a nice American girl with that $20,000 or so that they put on The Green Monkey to show yesterday. Great deals on some nice young ladies right now.

For the record, I find this site AFTER reading this story...