Ah Wonder Where DebODeb could be?

[Mortimer]

Well whattaya know!

























10......DEEEEElighted wih results of Mortimers frosted tip capping....done by Moods of Uncly Trust---Frost n' Cap Salons.

9.......Dancing with Wolves

8.......Doing housework in nude.Sometimes does nudework in house.

7.......Sighty-Poo sent her Predator-Be-Gone spray.Sighty-Poo is in big trouble.

6........Thought BrownSugar was Thebby.Drawing fire from Jesse Jackson and NetBags...I mean BetNags.

5........Out moose hunting....shot LateFires.

4........Distraught over finding beloved Australian racing was staged at YippieDowns by dyslexic pranksters.

3........Having STOLEN PROPERTY OF HELLS ANGELS tatoo removed from dupa.

2.......Putting it on left boo-bee.





And the number one Ah Wonder Where DebODeb Could Be answer:








1.....Still in confession booth from last Saturday ....caught lying by Father Thomas 673 times...he doesn't believe her sister could have done all those things. Nor that she has a sister.