racing at AP today 7-20-6

The track will open today, despite the constant rain,
horses will race with scuba equipment and miners helmets equipt with headlights at 80 watts. the fins will be optional as some may have trouble fixing them to their hooves. all horses will however be required to wear masks and snorkels. the jockeys may wear aqualungs if they prefer, but only 1 tank with not more than 10 minutes air supply.


its mega ****ty weather here today, glad i'm out of school