ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

I'll tell you what a friend is.



A friend is of good,strong God fearing character.


An Ohio State fan...ya might say.







Somone who will be well infromed of your darkest secrets.....yer cluttered closet items.......and such.




But when you forget that and decide to vaporize this friend en masse.......just because it's fun...I guess.........





...well this friend will not take out a full page ,25 biggest newspapers across the country ad and ruin the neighborhood.




This is what a friend is.







Someone who will take a stoning...a lynching....a vaporization from his friends....






.....and merely move on not seeking revenge.




A vengeful friend is no friend at all.