Tips For Progress

[Mortimer]

When taking a new date to your destination in your car.....and you know you need to make a good first impression so that you may fornicate with her later in the evening......in the night....when it's dark.......





....ask her to touch your nose.




Have your thumb on the horn so when she touches your nose the horn will honk in a simultaneous fashion.

She will think you are very creative and highly amusing.....you're 3/4 of the way there after that one.