As The World Turns in the General Hospital of the Nerdy Trail

[Payson Dave]

-Sagaciously (or is it salaciously) sitting in her room at the Holiday Inn Express in downtown Chapel Hill, one of our heroines, KYRIM, is studiously studying her stethoscope while simultaneously scanning video tape of seriously sore Derby Contenders....
-Meanwhile one of our heroes, PG85, is on his way to the Schenectady OTB with thoughts of grandeur dancing in his head as regards his chances of making a score on the Monday card at Gulfstream...
-Let us not forget viewer fav, Scuds Bro (who is not to be confused with Scavs), who is seriously contemplating enrolling in an upcoming Dale Carnegie course on making friends and influencing people...
-Our very own MDF has been unusually well behaved of late and is most overdue for some outrageously amusing conduct...
-Kasept's patience is shirely being tried by his inability to appreciate the "udder" brilliance that is being so eloquently eludicated within these hallowed halls....
Furthermore the ubiquitous Payson Dave continues to be snake bit with his horsey selections...

Stay tuned for further synopsises of exciting adentures on As the World Turns in the General Hospital of the Nerdy Trail....