Lettermans Top 10

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David Lettermans top 10 reasons why there are no blacks in NASCAR

DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!!



David Letterman will surely get some 'flak' from the NAACP and the
Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will go nuts!!!



# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR..............


# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways