Indians Solve Problems With HUGE Move

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The incisive brilliance of the Indians braindust showed through this weekend.


Shapiro's hack ,Wedgie, buzzed up the bullpen coach Saturday...one day after the season ended and the bp coach,Louie Issacs, had gone home to PuertoRico. Wedgie couldn't wait to give him the great news.















You're fired.









Yes ,SportyFans, the bull pen is now completely revived by getting rid of this slug......the same slug who has been with Cleveland for only 44 years and ,even by the ax man's own admission,was a very loyal guy.



Wedge had "been thinking ( ??) about this for a long time." I wonder why he waited until the team scattered for the 4 corners of the Earth to call LI on the phone with his decision.


Reason he gave for the firing....."We need a different dynamic out there."



Well we have plenty of those. Like r2d2,Here's Jhonny the New Christie Minstrels ( ie...current coaching staff)...etc.







But what's important here is they let a 44 year loyal employee go home after the season is done and then give him a ringy dingy to say........Ya know,Lou----always liked ya---but...."





It don't get no fucl<in' lower and dirtier 'an 'at.