south florida DT vacation timeline

[philcski]

friday 1/30 8:00am get to airport. crammed into spirit airlines bus-style planes with 150 hasid's from brooklyn (but the flight was $100 roundtrip plus tax, you gets what you pay for)
11:30am land safely in ft lauderdale. weather = cool and windy but not bad
1:30pm pick up rental car, arrive at gulfstream for 2nd race- no sign of sniper, cajun, and antitrust
2:30pm still no sign. get text, antitrust getting dolled up
4:00pm wolfson filly wins stake for fun, single of gemswick park in pick 4 goes down in flames
5:00pm our other potential singles win, kick in teeth
5:15pm only pays $108 for a buck so we feel much better after favorite narrowly wins finale over wiseguy selection
5:30pm go to at the races studio at perrotta's office, we meet KC and perrotta's dog
5:55pm Joe ("Gus") the Dude calls in & asks for a dance, phil oblidges but he says only the ladies
6:15pm dinner at quarterdeck, excellent seafood for cheap allows for extra booze with meal
8:00pm discussion of strip clubs at dinner turns into reality, crew arrives at Pure Platinum
10:00pm things already getting spicy
11:00pm insanity has ensued
11:45pm phil escapes with life to pick up Swap Fliparoo at airport
12:30am arrive at hotel, sniper picks a $$$ hotel for a good price
2:30am wake up to sniper, antitrust, and gator getting home- one semi-sober (gator) and two bombed talking about spending $250 at the strip club