Anybody hear any good jokes lately?

[chucklestheclown]

A man comes home from work and plops in front of the TV and says to his wife "Get me a beer before it starts." She sighs and does it.
Fifteen minutes later he says "Get me another beer before it starts." She's pissed, but gets it and slams it down on the table. He drinks it quickly and says "OK, it's about to start...get me another one."
The wife is FURIOUS. She yells "Is that all you're going to do all night is sit in front of the GD TV and drink beer? You are a lazy, good for nothing POS and furthermore...".
He sighs and says..."It's started."