Obama excepts his Nobel prize

[dellinger63]

Says others are more deserving. DUH

and now onto important things like turning on the Global AC. I thank the lord for global warming, as instead of being 5 below w/gusts of 50mph we would be 50 below and may have cracked the 100 below wind chill mark last night. I've also observed lower temps exponentially increase my natural gas consumption as evidenced by my spinning meter. I will be forced to start my fuel-efficient Sportage and let idle for 10 minutes before I make the drive to Lowes for more windows sealing film.

I get it! We will be forced into less and cleaner gas and electrical consumption by taxing providers (eventually us) sans Auntie Obama and alike who we will also pay for, to achieve the result of cooling off forcing us to consume more?

Houston we have a problem!