Lotto

[The Indomitable DrugS]

My 20yo ish former neighbor who lives in the house next to my moms just hit the lotto for seven figs a few days ago.

I found out on facebook.

He puts a post up basically just saying "my life has changed" and crediting a friend who lived a few houses down and commited suicide a couple weeks earlier for "looking down on me"

So ... knowing this silly redneck bastard ... i'm thinking he had to shoot a really big deer.

After like 20 people - at about a 19 to 1 female to male ratio come on and offer over the top congrats... I had to investigate and ask the dude what was up.

That's when he told me he struck paydirt. Even told me to "hit him up" and invited me to a party.

Good for him ... now when I go to Mom's for Christmas I'll see a Lamborghini in the driveway nextdoor.

I hate to say it ... but the guy will spend it in like 4 days .. and I doubt he spends a dime of it on fixing his teeth. Dude has some of the most messed up teeth I've ever seen for someone that age.