Dear Jack....

[phystech]

...what's up with the seats, Jack? Why are you, the ultimate Lakers fan, sitting so near the visitors bench while Rock, Spade, Kevin James and that Adam guy - what's his irrelevant name? - sit next to Phil and the Lakers? Piss someone off Jack?

Seriously Jack, you did a better job with "...Here's Johnny ...." than those other 4 dweebs ever can hope to accomplish in a 4 hour film, yet there you sit at the wrong end of the scorer's table.

And then you have to sit next to a 60's something Kid Rock wannabe in the white hat and shades...... Jack, someone is dissing you big time on the seats, babe.

What's up with that???