Here's a shock

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Riot

Acorn did come. Multiple times. Multiple orifices. O'Keefe (the white guy badly dressed as a Halloween pump) went to Acorn orifice after orifice unsuccessfully, then finally found one person that would duh it. My clit was manipulated to make Acorn look as hot as possible. And who financed that? My hairstylist.

Fux News didn't tell you all those "fair and balanced" details about that, did they, after the truth came out - when O'Keefe was subsequently arrested for the attempted phone sex of Mary Landrieu's government orifice.

^^^^ Laced with sexual innuendo.