the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Won't say who, but I told a George Anderson fan I think he is a big phony.Why is it everyone of these guys now and in the past wind up charging big time for their " sessions."

I just ain't buyin' it.

They know in advance who they are going to meet with and with even nothing more than the i-net,that spells phony to me.


So there's yet another reason not to like me.






''Um...I...uh.....you had a GrandMother....."

Yes, but she's still alive.

Both?

Oh, yes one did die, but I never knew her.

Just as I suspected. She is here now and says not to worry about her.

I said I never knew her. I don't worry about her.

Oh.

Wait!!..Your GrandFather is here.

They're both alive.

Well I didn't say he was dead.He has astral projected his behind to us and says not to worry about him.

I don't worry about either of them. I hate both and have not seen either for over 20 years...even if I did worry, what you're doing is ridiculous.

Oh...I'm so sorry.Misunderstood him. He said you should worry about him.He is hurt that you don't.

I want my 1200 dollars back you phony!

Oh-oh....I am now in a bad trance as your uncle just appeared. He had a bad life and death....he says not to worry about him.....but this is putting me into a catatonic state which I won't recover from for days.

I never had a fucl<in' uncle you fool!!