Compelling proof that I'm not gay

[The Indomitable DrugS]

It's never hard to get a free haircut - I know a couple different people's houses where I could go and get mine cut - or at least shaved short ... but the problem is that it's something people only want to do when they're drunk.

Trying to talk someone into cutting your hair when they're sober is tough because they never want to friggen do it.

The results ...

* At a wedding despite attempted last minute grooming by others:



* The closest pic I have of vintage long hair in between free cuts from back in the day...



* Horrid mop hiding the vintage Jim the Anvil Nightheart beard in American Eagle shirt



* Trying to look both serial killer menacing and like a complete douche ain't easy .. but I nailed it.



Next time you think about spending any $ on a haircut ... just use this thread as a reminder of how sweet free haircuts are.