Congrats on your Offy Awards, Steve

[Merlinsky]

I was happily watching And They're Off with Lenny and Steve Haskin when the Offy Awards commence, and two are bestowed on our own Mr. Byk for things said during his thoroughly entertaining personal appearance on the show earlier in the year.

Where will you put your two Offy statuettes, Steve? A lighted curio cabinet? The closet? Some Oscar winners are shy about getting their award and afraid of looking like they're self-important so they stick it in a drawer (they claim). Whatever you decide, I'm sure it'll be more befitting the prestigious nature of the award than what Jess Jackson will do with his for Rachel's disappearing act.