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How to write a police report:
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> Augusta, GA
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> Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta , Georgia , told
> police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of
> Augusta , on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his
> jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee,
> drew a knife and ran for the door.
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> Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for
> Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of
> the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to
> be severe.
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> After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was
> transported for treatment.
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> "The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken
> arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken
> ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken
> jaw...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after
> stabbing the Marine."
>
> Now that was a well written Police report.
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> A few good men...........
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