As none of you probably know....

[Calzone Lord]

I run a super-secret, invite-only message board for the ultra elite.

We may or may not be in the process of recruting right now.

Probably not.

But if you want in, and your name is something other than Indian Charlie or GB BOB, apply here.

On my board...

Unlike Pace Advantage, we do not prefer substantive discussions and arguments among a wide group of people without high-quality handicapping skills who scream from the mountaintops - with every last thing they post - "I'm a major fucl<ing dork" and CJ

Unlike here, My Miss Storm Cat, Sightseek, Genuine Risk, Paisaq (or whatever Thebby's handle is) etc. would never be allowed to post until they whip out a digital camera and either A.) present pictures of a meal they've cooked or B.) present us with a clam-shot.

Basically - THE board for the Super Elite is the place you go to when you want to call Todd Pletcher a F@ggot or just laugh at Scav.


So, ever wanted to run with the big boys? You might want to hitch up your diapers there, sport - and apply right now.