3:00 A.m Wake Up Call

[GPK]

and surprisingly, it wasn't Oracle or Mermaid calling me

So....I was out of town for work and staying in a hotel the past two nights. Was in the Northern part of Richmond, which is a really nice area. Anyways...this morning, I was sound asleep when I was woken up by a bunch of noise outside of my room in the hallway. So, I go to the door and look out the peephole and I see 5 state troopers standing there in the hall, with the door to the room directly across the hall from me wide open. Seems the lady that was staying in that room decided to try and kill herself sometime in the early hours. I couldn't see her, but I could clearly understand everything that the troopers were saying and even the lady was coherent and very wide awake and I could understand what she was saying. She was clearly "not right" as per the things she was saying in her dialogue with the police. She had taken the liberty to stabbing herself with a knife multiple times, concentrating mainly on her legs. She was evidently on her cell phone because when the troopers tried to get her to hang up and take her phone away, she went apesh*t. Starting cursing them and what have you. Finally the perimedics show up and strapped her to a table and whisked her away.

Well...that was how I greeted today. I hope everyone else had a wonderful day too