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Old 04-13-2012, 12:33 PM
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Two good ol' boys in a Kentucky trailer park were sitting around
talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local
Toyota plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to
your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
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