Celeb Matches

[Downthestretch55]

Well, now that Brittany (OOps! I did it again) and KFed have gone their seperate ways, and Sir Paul and the lovely Heather M are splitsville, I think they should just swap 'em. Yup, Mz Speares and Sir Paul (if he's willing to move off the estate and to the La trailer park) and KFed with Heather M, causes the ex-Mrs McCarney will be getting a nice settlement and it seems that Mr Fed, if he hitches to her wagon, won't have to bother the next Mrs Sir Paul (Britt) for support. Perhaps his musical "career" will go better for him if he transplants across the pond, as it doesn't seem to be catching fire here in the states.

Now, another match that seems to be "right"...
Markie-boy Foley and Kenny ("God guy") Haggert. Seems like a natural.
Since they met on the mountain trail outside of Boulder (rumor has it),
when Markie-boy was leading a hike for reunited pages, and Kenny (I buy meth but throw it away) was leading a "youth group" of up-and-comers, and they traded eyelid flutters...well, this might happen...especially after they met up with that nasty grizzly bear, Hastert, and tossed him off the cliff.
Kenny to the rescue.

After the hike, a beautiful "picnic" was provided by Ms Britt for the lucky survivors. KFed wasn't invited and Sir Paul couldn't make it. They missed out on some tastey pork jowls and craw dads.
Pass, the gumbo.

More matches tomorrow.