Remembering Coach Pants

[Calzone Lord]

This is what you want, right Coach?

This is why a check of the Master Mod Logs show you've been hovering about, lurking...waiting for someone to start a:

"Hey, remember Coach Pants? This place certainly is diminished without his presence" type thread...

Well...


...here you go, pu$$y.

Here's the appreciation thread you so desperately craved you'd one day get.

Revel in it, you pud-whacker.

Go ahead and collect all the toys you threw out of your crib when you had your cry-baby-fest and stormed off in a huff.

And now that Alabama is in the national title game against the Catholics, you know you want to come back for one final 'Roll Tide' home-run trot.

Riot is gone.

Please come back so we can trade you next month -- straight up - for 'the racing form detective' Robert Goren.

- The New Team.