Let's talk about fear!!!!!

[my miss storm cat]

I almost died about 10 minutes ago so i thought this would be a very good topic!!!!! Especially since there are men blossiming right in front of our eyes who are no longer afraid to talk about pretty horses and pink shirts!!!!!

I was driving and waiting to turn left and i was distracted because I was remembering the way cute guy at the Betty Ford Clinic and imagining him going - ooooh baby that's it, I'm gonna - but really it was this honk! Honk! HONK! sound behind me. i looked in the rear view mirror and thought oh it's my turn to go so i slammed on the gas! Well lo and behold I came face to face with the word MACK and i don't know about you but a truck isn't the last thing i want to see before I die! Rocky? Maybe! A truck? NO! Do you think we take the picture with us of the last thing we see before we die??? I do!!!!! So I sped off and he just missed me and I remembered the spiders!!!!!

I'm afraid of the big black spiders with the nice name garden spiders so I told my therapist and when he finished staring at my chest he said no prob just think of the song I Went to a Garden Party every time I see one!!! Well I don't know what the hell song that is but I'll tell you the very next time i saw one i thought of Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun by Pink Floyd!!! Did it work? Hell if i know! My meds kicked in so i don't remember. Remember the split screen in the movie where they were playing in the ruins? I liked the David Gilmour part in the studio better!!!!! Dear Roger Waters, Can i hit the gong too and pretend it's my therapist? Love My Miss Storm Cat!!!!!

My other fear is unique because it's seeing John Dorry on a restaurant menu. I don't know why a fish would need a first and last name unless its for marriage or something and so I imagine this fish in a top hat and tails singing old time show tunes while being causght in a net and I cry. How sad!!!!!

Don't ever take me to a fish restaurant or you'll be very embarrassed!!!!!

How about you all, what are you afrai of?????