The ClydeVivor Oaks/Derby SightyPooKins Benefit Contest

[Rileyoriley]

This is a long one (he's rambling again):


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Good day to all Fanny Sports.












Oh for the love of God.






Wait a minute.
















Good day to all Sporty Fans.

Just back from spending the day with the Belmonts.Lost a few hundred thou at the races,but no big deal.Speaking of the races,can anyone tell me how I could have picked in the contest, ClearlyNow ----to win a race that was not in the contest?

I think I know who mentioned this oddity.I recall looking in her right ear and waving at someone on the other side.

They waved back.

Not trying to be a wise guy.

Facts only.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKUcXNq_xk



Herk-ya-latah?? Advanced version? BeefHerky-----consult with Dave Schwantz.He somehow fleeces the "regs" at NoAdvantage to his delight.I don't think you can sell that faulty product anywhere except at NA.By the by;it has been discovered that NoAdvantage is where elephants go to die.Apparently other animal groups follow their lead.Since we're horsey boarding,you are all at least somewhat familiar with e-baboons....nya? The owner, Mr. Grindrock,still sends me notices of all the new doings .He violently darted me off that i-net space filler about one year ago.I send him somewhat wise guy replies and I found ....he does not take joking well.I told him if I am darted then why do I still receive notifications of new attractions that even WonderbreadTampions would find embarrassing.His reply:

"$#%%$&^^&^&^ ( he enjoys cursing me.....a LOT.) Why don't you just go back and delete your %%$!##@$U&! name like you are supposed to!?" I told him it was goofy since I am darted, why should I have to delete my name for this nonsensecal notification stuff?His reply:

^^^!@@UI&E###@!!!%%%~~~%%%!!----%%%%!%$##$!@~~!UUYTY@!


What a snot face.


Anyways!!....there just are'unt many nice people on horsey boards. They tend to lean in a sociopathic way and are easily ignited.I think every word in the English language can be a trigger word with them.One thing;here at NT.....I don't think one will find a finer collection of horsey fans than one does here in the D.O.D.'s contest room. Anything can be said to another player and it rolls of their back.Cheating is fine.Infidelity is fine.Gross sexual imposition is OK and , in fact....encouraged.It's where swell people-----play nice.Oh an occasional package is sent out with questionable contents, but the receiver does get over it and police are never involved.


If one mixed musical goats with amicable notes....one would net: BoPeep.

How in God's name can anyone lose their sheep?

I guess it could happen in Arkansas.That I could understand.


The other day,someone asked me what was I doing on the fourth.I told them "waiting for the fifth."Stupid questions.Did I mention a brand new jinx has been outed on NerdyTrail?It's true! Am not at luxury to reveal any names;just be careful from whom you are copying.Last weekend,I toured a cities holiday festival.The kind where they block off the downtown area and fill the streets with the typical troika of thrills:shamans,shills---- and snake oil salesmen.....and stinky food stands.....and live music that isn't paid to play;which tells you how lively that live music just might not be.I stopped by a stand owned by a woman from Bombay.She was selling trinkets and mystics as well as fragrances and lipsticks .She had nothing that fancied me;nor I it.I did ask where her main store was and all I got was a number and name on a card.I said,"Hey.....it shows no address." She said I had to call and schedule."Wow. You mean I would get a private showing?" She gave that tacit "yes".I asked her if she had ever been arrested.She smiled knowingly!!!! I knowingly ringy dingy'd her that following Monday.A recording said she won't be available for 60-90 days!

Fer gosh sakes-----am I rambling again?

I am?

I really have to watch the abrupt topic jumping I seem to enjoy.


Uhm, Miss PolarCaps....your ice age prediction for the North was just an itty-bitty off.Sort of like your crooked dupa that has one muscle higher than the other.I think a crooked fork lift tried to pick you up.

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

=:>

I am HIGHLY amusing!

I have been getting my sporty news lately from The Sporty Bar and Shill.I never knew all the NBA GM's hung out in that room.The only bit of news I read that EVENTUALLY proved correct was that THE WITLESS is back.

Oh my God.

NBA Sporty fans are nothing more than a constant flow of drunken hypocrites.

THE KING....is back.Thanks to this shameless plea of NBA fans:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Rch6WvPJE





BLECH!!!!!!!




MAKE IT STOP!!




AAAAHHHH!!!!








I may become a hockey fan.






Anyhoo....soon, it will get worse.You know exactly what this fine writer means:






TOGA!

TOGA!



THE SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!






Someone violently KILL ME!!!!






This is going to be a very lllllong summer,I'm afraid.Do you think Brown Sugah wears exotic thongs? What would make a thong exotic;this is something I'd rather not be answering in a speculative way.I'm just aksing.But if she did, what color would they be?Forest green? snarf!! Oh gosh,I found that so amusing for some strange reason, but I'm sure she tidies up her yard.Do you think Debbie does? Tidy up, I mean.I think her more the bikini brief type....which is still good.You know,friends.....with pubic hair shaving so prevalent today-----a nice bush is kind of neat, don't ya thank? I think the least all the hotties her can do is to summarize their undergarment preference as well as the general appearance of their pubic area.


Anyone getting excited?

Will SightyPoo include a photo of her Royal Ascot?

Will Arlettuce attachment her strange little foot?


I may be crossing the line here,maybe I should stop at this juncture.Oh boy.....almost any word string is causing me a lower level disturbance.Can't you just imagine the "junctures" of these fine examples of American flesh?

Good grief.

WOW!....I'll bet they all have LOTS of good grief! Baby!!....let me feel your grief!

I am out of control!

Sumbohdy stop me!




Double snarf!!....take it Tom!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Rn3kTuW0Q