Sec!! Sec!! Sec!!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

rur!!



Fine wurg.

thank you dahling.

[Mortimer]

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Stop it!

Florida can f.uck right off.

[Mortimer]

I agree.





Welcome back...even though it wasn't long enough.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I agree.





Welcome back...even though it wasn't long enough.

Well that settles it.


I agree.

[Mortimer]

I understand perfectly.


Amazing accomplishment considering I just went 4 rounds with Phil.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Florida can f.uck right off.

As they will. With Saban's nuts.

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

As they will. With Saban's nuts.

Bama will have to take Tebow's nuts out of Gary Danielson's mouth...but they will. Will be a tough fight but they'll get them outta there.

[Mortimer]

I would like to congratulate doorknobs Phil and DDT HE CRIED.


As Pryor is now the BT passing efficiency leader.

All along the biggest problems have been the offensive line and the barbaric play calling.....and not the freshmen qb.








You fellers should be on espn.

[Mortimer]

I'm giving a buy sign for Mississppi State +22.5 at Alybamy.

Hang on..there will be more.


USC is only a 24 point fave against Stanford this year. Can't recommend Stanford getting.




Now if it was 40 points....then I'd say Stanford to win straight up.








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[Mortimer]

Call me crazy...but I'm recommending Ohio State -9.5 at the Fighting Vagini.




And if you need a push....Go with AnnaIndy getting 35 at StatePenn.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I would like to congratulate doorknobs Phil and DDT HE CRIED.


As Pryor is now the BT passing efficiency leader.

All along the biggest problems have been the offensive line and the barbaric play calling.....and not the freshmen qb.








You fellers should be on espn.

The Big Ten passing efficiency leader...
Akin to being the best field goal kicker
in 2nd grade Pop Warner football.

I will give your stat 3 mounds of bovine residue.
Please relish these awards... and Big Ten passing numbers.

[Mortimer]

Steven H. Crist already.





Unreal.

Phil ....when you are shown how wrong you are ...is it really necessary to completely disassemble yourself like this?












God.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Steven H. Crist already.

Unreal.

Phil ....when you are shown how wrong you are ...is it really necessary to completely disassemble yourself like this?

God.

Yeah.
Sure.
Give yourself a trophy.
Or a fecal pie.

Passing efficiency... whats that worth, 8 pts? ya meat head.
I like the kid. Once he learns how to actually run the plays the seeds
have, then the playbook will open up. Passing efficiency... Gets you third
place in the Bad 10.
Wow.

But Pryor continues to improve.
You are safe. Next year you might have the best QB
in the country.

[Mortimer]

Also....take Navy +4 at home to Weis' Noodles.


Fatso announced he will take over as O.C. because of the incompetence of his current guy...since they lost again.

Nice fellow....Navy only gives up 26 points a game.Boy is he gonna show that dumb O.C!



I hope they grind up the Wizard of LowBlow Park into tiny little fat cells.

[Mortimer]

Phil ..settle down now.


It was a dumb thing that you and DDT HE CRIED said.If either of you knew anything about college fb.......there would be no need for Mark May.

Yes you are right mortunsis.
Saying something dumb (Michigan is better than Florida)
is safer than saying nothing.

Wait.
Wait.
You have accomplished both.
Look to your immediate right while replying and give
yourself one of the numerous little awards.

Passing efficiency.
Maybe the seeds can toss the shuttle pass every play.
That will do wonders for that efficiency.

Have a good evening Morton.
The seeds face the biting Illini tomorrow.
Lets see if Wells can make it to the line of
scrimmage before he gets
hit.

[Mortimer]

Oh Phil....you have really shamed yourself this time....


You know you commented about what happens when Ohio State faces an SEC team.



I said Michigan beats Florida.....easily. As you know they did the very last time this 2 headed monster happened.

I'm sure it's still here----would you like me to find it for you?





Anyways....I'm really very disappointed to have proven you wrong...only to have you throw a hissy fit over it and then bring up yet another embarrassing incident where I proved you wrong again.




Shame-Shame.

[Mortimer]

I bet he doesn't go nighty-poo.

[Mortimer]

Of course...if Ethel hears him screaming at the monitor she may stab him in the buttocks ( again)...and so---maybe he won't be back.